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This is a geoduck. Have you ever seen a creature—seagoing or not—with a longer schlong?

1. hyeyeonee said: yeeee
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7. liquidzoot said: I live in Washington where these are native, and there’s nothing more majestic than their annual migrations. On the beaches you can hear them for miles, thousands of armored dicks schlorping up from the mud to begin their flight to Canada.
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   Pretty sure geoducks are just good clean (tasty) fun.

9. goodgeology said: It’s pronounced “gooeyduck” and I hear it’s delicious. Their siphons can also grow to over 3 ft. (1m) in length…
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13. houseoforange said: Wait, WHAT?
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    Yes… the Argentine Lake Duck.

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