Things to do if your Internet/cable is out:

  • Read a book
  • Occupy Wall Street
  • Take a nap
  • Enjoy face-to-face interaction with family and friends
  • Return to a way of life that now seems long-forgotten; a time when our lives weren’t spent in front of glowing screens, when we felt the fresh wind in our hair and worked all day in a cornfield, rising with the sun.

(ED NOTE: PRETTY SURE ROSIE’S NEVER WORKED IN A CORNFIELD BUT WHATEVS)